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me:
hey
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luke bryan:
hi-
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me:
i just met you
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luke:
yeah nice to me-
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me:
and this is crazy
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luke:
yeah it i-
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me:
but you're so sexy
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luke:
uh tha-
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me:
so fuck me maybe
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luke:
security
How I imagine the Shelton household.
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Blake:
*trips over dog* DAMN IT, Ophelia! Err..Delta! Or...Delilah?
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Miranda:
No, that's Brecca. He's new.
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Blake:
DAMN IT WOMAN, STOP ADOPTING PUPPIES.
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Miranda:
I'll stop rescuing dogs when you stop tweeting.
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Blake:
I'll stop tweeting when you stop drinking.
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Miranda:
I'll stop drinking when YOU stop drinking.
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Blake:
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Miranda:
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Blake:
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Miranda:
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Blake:
Wanna make out?
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Miranda:
Sure.
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THE END.
my dad just gave me a card for my birthday, which was over a month ago… thanks dad.
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